Brazilian Wandering Spider
The bite of the Brazilian Wandering Spider is known to trigger prolonged erections lasting for hours, a medically documented effect linked to specific compounds in its venom.
(You can beat the system by identifying as Somalian and carrying millions out in suitcases.) If you get stopped at an airport security check...
Oh sure but where’s it have to bite you?
ReplyDeleteIt didn't specifically mention that part in the article I read ... hmmm.
DeleteYes, I distinctly remember Cederq asking about it! I fear I may have misinformed him when I referred him to the Rocky Mountain Barking Spider. He’s been farting uncontrollably ever since…
ReplyDeleteHilarious. What a maroon.
DeleteEveryone thinks they'd like a try at Priapism..the medical term for this condition...until they learn that very long lasting erections can often result in tissue damage including gangrene.
ReplyDeleteWell, in my case, it's only a joke. That damn thing has gotten me into enough trouble without it sending me to the emergency room.
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