Showing posts with label Catturd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Catturd. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 10, 2024

Haitians in several Democrat run cities, especially in Ohio are killing people's pets, cats and dogs, and catching all the ducks and geese at the city parks and lakes and ponds and butchering, cooking and eating them. One woman who was missing her cat, was walking through the neighborhood, heard what seemed like a small celebration in a backyard, looked over the fence and they were skinning her cat.



Friday, August 2, 2024

UPDATE: Now Kyles taking it back, said he talked with Trump's team and he will be voting for Trump. Just STFU and vote or don't vote. I'm to the point now where I just want Kyle to go away.

https://nbcmontana.com/news/nation-world/kyle-rittenhouse-says-he-will-not-vote-for-trump-citing-gun-rights-record-donald-trump-ron-paul-2024-election-2020-kenosha-wisconsin-riot-jacob-blake-shooting-second-amendment#

Kyle Rittenhouse turns his back on Trump. Will be wasting his vote by writing in Ron Paul.

Kyle Rittenhouse reverses course, says he will vote for Trump in November.

by RAY LEWIS | The National Desk
Fri, August 2nd 2024 at 9:13 AM
Updated Fri, August 2nd 2024 at 2:49 PM
Editor's Note: Several hours after this story was published, Mr. Rittenhouse posted on social media that he has decided to vote for former President Trump after "productive conversations with members of Trump's team."
WASHINGTON (TND) — Kyle Rittenhouse, the man who shot three people during a 2020 Kenosha, Wisconsin riot, said in a video shared early Friday he will not vote for former President Donald Trump.
Rittenhouse claimed Trump’s record on gun rights shows he would compromise on Second Amendment issues.
“Unfortunately, Donald Trump had bad advisors making him bad on the Second Amendment, and that is my issue,” he argued. “If you cannot be completely uncompromisable on the Second Amendment, I will not vote for you, and I will write somebody else in.”



https://x.com/catturd2/status/1819321940827353333

Saturday, July 13, 2024

OH WOW, they’ve found a way to stop all sexual assaults, rapes, and molestation's in Finland. This should be adopted in all countries with "migrants."


https://x.com/catturd2/status/1810994181516468256

Saturday, June 15, 2024

I'll bet the "Safe Spaces" at Snopes headquarters were packed to the ceiling after this 'revelation" ... ROFL !!

 





Monday, June 10, 2024

Circle Flies and the horse's ass.



 And this reminded me of this old joke:

An older farmer got pulled over by a brand new state trooper for impeding traffic, (moving slower than the normal flow) and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his driving, and it was this particular officers nature, to try to make the alleged offender feel inferior.
Finally, when he didn’t get a rise out of the respectful older man, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The farmer said, “Having some problems with them circle flies?”
“Well, yeah if that’s what they are, I’ve never heard of circle flies”.
So the farmer says, “Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.”
The trooper says, “Oh,” and goes back to writing the ticket. Then he stops and says, “So, are you trying to call me a horses ass?”
The farmer says, “Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses back end.”
The trooper says, “Well, you need to watch what you’re insinuating,” and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says, “It’s damn near impossible to fool them flies though.”

Saturday, June 1, 2024

Thursday, March 28, 2024

Boy, I could make a serious meal out of that. If I had a medium rare steak to go along with it that would finish me off. And Catturd shouldn't knock farting ... I've always heard it helps keep the colon clean. I bet I could make Bigfoot leave the room. My colon is pretty damn clean.

 

Saturday, February 10, 2024

Just like the Democrats and the lying liberal media (redundancy alert), Shitty Mitty LIES about Trumps stand on the border because he has terminal TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome). Trump has never said anything about not solving the border issue, but he has said don’t equivocate on the border solution and water it down to the point where it doesn’t solve anything. DO NOT SIGN the current border bill, which is nothing more than a Free For All Border Amnesty Bill.


https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1754599374024245476

Monday, January 29, 2024

Did y'all see that Snopes tried to deny that "Blue Collar Joe" Biden was so stupid he put the hard hat on backwards and then had to back down due to the overwhelming amount of social media outrage. And even then they gave a Bidenesque explanation of what had happened. Or maybe Harris's speechwriters typed that crap up for them.

Snopes - Are you gonna believe us or your own lying eyes ...?

 




Saturday, August 26, 2023

Trump, Shawn Farash, Catturd, Babylon Bee, and The Greatest Mug Shot ever, believe me.

(In case you're not familiar with Shawn Farash, he is the greatest Trump impersonator ever.)


 

 







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