There Is No Such Thing As 'Canadian Bacon'

It's Ham. But every time somebody mentions Canadian Bacon, my juvenile mind brings up Terrence and Phillip from the more juvenile minds of Matt Stone and Trey Parker of South Park fame. Don't ask me to explain.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Okay, this one has been out quite a while. If you’re paying attention, you can get a lot of news … dare I say prophesy  … from Babylon Bee and South Park, lol.

South Park Episode on transgenderism when Mr. Garrison ‘becomes’ a woman and demands an abortion and the Dr. has to explain Science® to him.
Having a fake ‘vagina’ is a pathetically obtuse reason to think you can be a woman. The vagina is NOT the primary female reproductive organ, it’s the canal that leads to the primary reproductive organs which fake ‘women’ DO NOT HAVE. If you turn your inadequate penis inside out and perform the surgical ’tuck,’ congratulations, you now have a canal that leads to nowhere. Your still inadequate penis is an arrow pointing to the very reason why you can’t ever be a woman.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i97Ry3bH_yA

Please Don't Kill Kenny

When the mother saw her sonogram she said, "My future son looks like a South Park character."

 

 

 

If the tag doesn't mean anything, it means you didn't watch any South Park. I watched the first few years because I had older teen girls around back then but I eventually gave it up because it started killing major brain cells.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBEmcbCQbK4

 South Park does clairvoyancy just as well as Babylon Bee ... so be prepared.

Harry And Meghan's Worldwide Privacy Tour - Paul Joseph Watson

An Absolute Sh*t Show
Another brazen farce,
Because it’s not like these two clowns to exaggerate something for clout, is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si7Nn6Kglas&t=19s

Harry And Meghan Worldwide Privacy Tour Continues

 The Duke and Duchess of Exaggeration are at it again. They simply cannot stay out of the limelight for long because they value their privacy (or something). Meghan Markle was accused during the coronation of calling paparazzi to take photos of her while she was hiking. There doesn’t seem to be any other explanation for how paparazzi would show up in exactly the right place on a deserted California hiking trail to catch the complaining Duchess mid-hike. American magazines aren’t so interested in the Harkles (as they’re called by some) that they are stalking them, are they? Or is it more likely that the attention-starved woman who didn’t get an invite to the coronation wanted to make sure she wasn’t forgotten?

 

South Park Episode on transgenderism when Mr. Garrison ‘becomes’ a woman and demands an abortion and the Dr. has to explain Science® to him.
Having a fake ‘vagina’ is a pathetically obtuse reason to think you can be a woman. The vagina is NOT the primary female reproductive organ, it’s the canal that leads to the primary reproductive organs which fake ‘women’ DO NOT HAVE. If you turn your inadequate penis inside out and perform the surgical ’tuck,’ congratulations, you now have a canal that leads to nowhere. Your still inadequate penis is an arrow pointing to the very reason why you can’t ever be a woman.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i97Ry3bH_yA