This Is Probably Why My Wife Never Gives Me The Silent Treatment

I Know It's Impossible To Give Every Voter An IQ Test

But I'm a firm believer that any candidate for a political office should be able to pass a Citizenship test and score above 115 on an IQ test.

 

Sorry I Accidentally "Hearted" Your Fitness Post ...

I was wiping the grease from my chili cheese fries off my phone.

Pearls Before Swine

 

 

 

 

 

 Pearls Before Swine - One of my TOP 5 favorite cartoons

 Random Memes/Cartoons Dump

Abandoned Russian Village Of Karelia

 

 

A child is playing in the front yard and a dog attacks him. Felix, the resident attack cat, attacks the dog and runs it off. It almost seems like after he initially assaults the dog, he turns around to check the child before he takes off in pursuit of the dog ...

"I said I want some real food, dammit!"

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When your eyes readjust after your pupils get through twitching and you recover from the dry heaves after seeing the abomination in black, you’ll notice Meat Loaf in the background singing, “I’ll do anything for love, but I won’t do that.”

Damn Mickey D, how 'bout you buy me a drink first ...

Mac and cheese brisket burger

 The creation of social media - Pearls Before Swine

 

Just be yourself .... NO, NO, not like that !!

 

 Pearls Before Swine Version Of 'Who's On First'

 

 The USDA Chart Has Always Been Ridiculously Unrealistic

 

Recommended Daily Requirement Of Doughnuts

This Resembles Me And My Affair With Glazed And Bavarian Cream Filled Doughnuts