Playground Voyeurism

Little Johnny, on the right, must be gay. I wouldn't have even noticed a person holding a camera with little Suzie giving me a peep.

Seesaw swingin’ with the boys in the school
And your feet flyin’ up in the air
Singing, hey diddle diddle
With your kitty in the middle
Of a swing like you didn’t care
So I took a big chance
At the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Wasn’t me she was foolin’
‘Cause she knew what she was doin’

Yeah, well when I was young, growing up in Florida, we had to walk to school through sugar sand and sandspurs, in a hurricane both ways. And this was the only slide we had to play on during recess … during the hurricane …