The Village Hemorrhoid
Doing my best to irritate the Village Assholes
Tuesday, April 7, 2026
Sometimes The Rediculous Is Comical
In addition to being absurd.
https://x.com/Destinamedya/status/2040786427756052861
Stolen w/o shame from:
https://www.snafu-solomon.com/2026/04/sunday-funny-modern-fashion-no-one-is.html#disqus_thread
Monday, April 6, 2026
Open The Strait Of Hormuz - Trump To Iran Thread
I haven't posted Trump's post about this before now because of one of his comments. I may be incorrect about this and I may be way out of date about this ... but I've NEVER heard a Christian praise @ll@h.
I say "Praise God" or "Praise Jesus". To me @ll@h has always been used to name the barbarian cult's god. Am I wrong?
Anyway, I was enjoying a laugh at some of the feedback so I CENSORED it and posted this:
Yes, Your Reese's Peanut Butter Cups Have Been Tasting Nasty
My wife was ranting the first of this year when she made some peanut butter cookies for work, they have a Hershey's kiss inserted on the top while they are still soft, and they didn't taste right. She has refused to buy Hershey's chocolate since then.
I threw away a whole bag of Reese's peanut butter cups a couple of months ago because they tasted nasty.
I hope they lose millions for trying to make the product with cheap ass ingredients, all the while raising prices due to the costs of chocolate ... they weren't even buying chocolate, they were buying some cheap ass rubber by-product or something.
Random Political Social Media Posts - 4.6.2026
https://x.com/FLVoiceNews/status/2039000472636330089
Sen. Van Hollen was the liberal bitch who flew to El Salvador to drink margaritas with another illegal criminal invader.
Sunday, April 5, 2026
‘WE GOT HIM’: Trump Declares Success After US Airman Rescued
A missing U.S. service member who was shot down in Iran has been rescued following a risky mission deep behind enemy lines in mountainous terrain, Donald Trump has announced.
“WE GOT HIM!” the president posted on Truth Social shortly after midnight on Saturday. “My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History.”
The desperate race to find the F-15E Strike Eagle weapons system officer had been ongoing for nearly three days after the aircraft was shot down Friday while undertaking military operations in Iran. The pilot of the aircraft was successfully rescued Friday.
Iranian authorities had offered a bounty to anyone who handed over the missing airman alive, a state television anchor announced previously. White House officials had remained largely silent on the search.
In his Truth Social post, the president said that the “incredible” crew member, “who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel,” was now “SAFE and SOUND!”
“This brave Warrior was behind enemy lines in the treacherous mountains of Iran, being hunted down by our enemies, who were getting closer and closer by the hour, but was never truly alone because his Commander in Chief, Secretary of War, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and fellow Warfighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day, and diligently planning for his rescue,” the president wrote.
“At my direction, the U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him,” he added.
Trump said that the unnamed airman had sustained injuries during the crash but “will be just fine.”
The two members of the F-15 ejected from the cockpit Friday after Iran shot down the plane, marking the first U.S. aircraft lost to enemy fire since the start of the war.
The airman, armed only with a pistol while in hiding, was equipped with a beacon and a secure communication device for coordinating with forces mounting the rescue.
During Friday’s rescue to retrieve the pilot, fire from Iran struck a U.S. chopper and wounded crew members on board, though the helicopter was able to land safely, according to military officials. An A-10 Warthog that joined the mission also took fire. The Warthog’s pilot ejected over the Persian Gulf and was rescued, officials said.
Fox News reported that the weapons officer had hiked away from the wreckage and took cover in an elevated ridge to await rescue.
Israel was involved in the rescue operation of the U.S. airman, Fox News has learned.
Israeli officials reportedly shared information with the U.S. as the search-and-rescue operation unfolded.
Additionally, the Israeli military helped halt Iranian air strikes in the area while the rescue mission was underway over the past 36 hours.
In a brief Friday phone interview with The Independent, the president declined to say what his course of action might have been if Iranian forces had gotten to the downed airman first. The incident marked the first U.S. pilot shot down behind over enemy territory since 2003 during Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Saturday, April 4, 2026
Random Political Memes/Cartoons Dump - 4.4.2026
This cartoon was made by a conservative cartoonist, Gary Varvel, ... but I redid the text to make more sense to me. Opinions?
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/supreme-court-colorado-conversion-therapy-ban-chiles-v-salazar/
https://www.scotusblog.com/2026/03/supreme-court-sides-with-therapist-in-challenge-to-colorados-ban-on-conversion-therapy/
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