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Thursday, April 16, 2026

Random Randomness - 4.16.2026

EVERYTHING about growing up in my generation was better than ANY other generation.

Actual event. Happened in 2015. Employees say he walked into the St. Louis main brewery like he owned the place.

Whoops !

Random Political Memes/Cartoons Dump - 4.16.2026

Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Women Drivers

She asked the cop if she could call someone to come pick up her car ...

https://x.com/YourPalAnus/status/2043905937635750297

U.S. CENTCOM Issues Verbal Blockade Warning To Vessels In The Area Of The Straits Of Hormuz.

https://x.com/CENTCOM/status/2044442538694582501

Random Political Social Media Posts - 4.15.2026

My brother helped me set up a work around to get to X/Twitter. It's a little bit of a pain in the ass but that's just what I do to make y'all happy. I've ordered a new monitor and a computer but the computer probably won't be here for 3 weeks or a month. The monitor will be here Saturday or Sunday.

https://x.com/LangmanVince/status/2043719320266535135

They Should Rename That School "Kirk Moore High School"

If your definition of a hero doesn't include this dude, your definition is wrong. He was shot before he got to the guy and never slowed down:

https://x.com/nicksortor/status/2044164433778487573

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Okay, this IS a partial repost about this issue but I found more stuff that was relevant and y'all know how inclusive I try to be so I'm calling this a repost+. Just ignore the reposted stuff and enjoy the additional info.

MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+WTF?

A socialist Canadian lawmaker drew gales of mockery for showing just how woke she is — by casually dropping the acronym MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ while speaking at a live press conference.
Leah Gazan, 53, uncorked the new ultra-lefty term while bemoaning $7 billion in budget cuts to a pair of federal indigenous departments.
Gazan revealed that the MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ community has been subjected to genocide. She proved her libtard bona fides by reciting the entire acronym without referring to notes.
The 16-characters in MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ stand for “Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, and Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, and Asexual,” with the plus-sign encompassing any other gender-identity not covered by the nearly paragraph-long initialism.
MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ is in actual official use by the Canadian government.

If you haven't heard, Canada has officially dropped a new acronym for the LGBT movement with many, many new additions. The LGBT community in Canada is now:

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It's quite the mouthful, so to get you up to speed, here are what each of the 73 characters in the acronym stand for: