Well ... I'm Not A Proctologist

Nor do I play one on TV, but I'm sure that is the prettiest butthole I've ever seen.

RETINAL ... I think retinal is the word you're looking for, people. DAMN.

Bust of Soranus of Ephesus - Greek Physician - Don't tell me 'the Greeks don't want no freaks.'

Soranus ... first Greek Proctologist? (snicker)