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Maine Supplying ‘Boofing’ Kits, Helping Addicts Stick Drugs Up Their Butt.
According to The Maine Wire, taxpayers pay for boofing kits, which help addicts safely squirt drugs up their butt:

Maine Access Points, a taxpayer-funded nonprofit based in Bangor, as well as the city of Portland’s city-run needle distribution center are both offering extensive how-to guides and — even anal injection kits — to help drug users squirt narcotics into their anuses.
In Portland, the “Portland Public Health Boofing Kit” comes with a needleless syringe and an informational flyer explaining the proper technique for putting drugs up your butt.

I guess it cuts down on needle sharing? It looks like that’s not the approach Maine takes. Instead, give your lungs and veins a break:
According to the flyer, boofing is an alternative way to use drugs if your usual injection sites are no longer viable or your lungs need a break from freebasing.
“If you are struggling to hit a vein, or would like to gives [sic] your lungs a break from smoking, boofing is a great option to do your drugs without using a needle or a pipe,” the city of Portland flyer says.
The taxpayer-funded boofing supply guide also gives aspiring boofers this tantalizing tip: “Compared to smoking or sniffing your drugs, boofing may hit harder or faster.”
The Maine Wire staff visited Portland to confirm if people received free boofing kits.
Yup. People get a kit and two free doses of Narcan, the overdose-reversing drug, and fentanyl testing strips.
The booking kit contains:
Two anal injectors
Six packets of lubricant
Some sterilizing wipes
Two tins for mixing a rectal cocktail

https://legalinsurrection.com/2024/06/maine-supplying-boofing-kits-helping-addicts-stick-drugs-up-their-butt/

 Hunter Biden guilty of felony gun charges, faces 25 years in prison.
(ROFL, that’s freakin’ hilarious. He’ll get a strongly worded rebuke from the judge and nothing else.)

WILMINGTON, Del. — Guilty, guilty, guilty.
Hunter Biden became the first child of a sitting president to be convicted of a crime Tuesday after a federal jury found him guilty on three counts related to lying about his drug use in order to buy a gun.
The panel of six men and six women deliberated for three hours across two days before convicting the 54-year-old of making a false statement in the purchase of a firearm, making a false statement related to information required to be kept by a federally licensed firearms dealer, and possession of a firearm by an unlawful user of or addict to a controlled substance.
The first son stared at the jury and had no visible reaction as the foreperson read the verdict. Hunter’s wife Melissa Cohen Biden sat in the gallery behind him, next to her husband’s “sugar brother,” attorney Kevin Morris.
First lady Jill Biden, who was present at every day of the trial except one, was caught short by the speed with which the verdict was reached — entering the courtroom two minutes after it had been read.
A few moments later, Hunter left the federal courthouse in Wilmington holding hands with wife Melissa. He touched his stepmother Jill on the shoulder before getting in a black SUV guarded by Secret Service agents — and ignored the nearby pack of reporters.
Prosecutors from special counsel David Weiss’ office had argued President Biden’s son knowingly fibbed on a gun application form that he did not use controlled substances before walking out of a Wilmington shop with a Colt Cobra .38-caliber revolver on Oct. 12, 2018.
In fact, Hunter Biden was hooked on crack cocaine at the time, a fact he acknowledged in his own 2021 memoir — which prosecutors used as evidence against him.
The first son faces up to 25 years behind bars — though a lighter sentence is much more likely since he has no prior convictions.
The verdict is not the end of Hunter Biden’s legal trouble.
He’s scheduled to face a case in Los Angeles federal court beginning Sept. 5 for allegedly evading $1.4 million in federal income tax for the years 2016 through 2019.
The government used witness testimony, Hunter’s own communications, data taken from his infamous laptop and excerpts from his book “Beautiful Things” to prove that he was using crack around the time he bought the firearm.
Judge Maryellen Noreika had ruled before trial that prosecutors didn’t have to prove that Hunter was high the day he purchased the weapon.
Jurors heard a plethora of excerpts from the audiobook of Hunter’s memoir — narrated by the first son himself — describing his struggle with addiction and how he had a “superpower of finding crack cocaine anytime, anywhere.”
The jury also saw copious messages in which Hunter appeared to be pursuing drug deals and talked about being high or how he was using — including texting his dealer in the spring of 2018 asking: “Can you get baby powder, the real soft stuff.”
Jurors heard from witnesses including the Biden scion’s ex-wife, Kathleen Buhle; his ex-girlfriend, Zoe Kestan; and from his sister-in-law-turned-lover Hallie Biden, who was married to Hunter’s brother, Beau, until he died of brain cancer in 2015.
Buhle testified about discovering Hunter used crack the same year as Beau’s death, when she found her then-husband’s pipe on the porch of their Washington, DC, home. She said that when he used, he was “not himself” and was “angry [and] short-tempered.”
Kestan told jurors about dating Hunter for roughly nine months in 2018, a wild period during which she got a front-row seat to him smoking crack “every 20 minutes or so.”
Hallie testified about finding the gun inside Hunter’s Ford Raptor pickup on Oct. 23, 2018 — 11 days after he bought it — and throwing the weapon away in a panic at a Wilmington grocery store.
Moments later, Hallie recounted, Hunter flew into a rage upon learning she got rid of the .38 and ordered her to retrieve it.
But when she returned to the store roughly 30 minutes later, the gun was no longer there. (It was found and turned in by an elderly man who had been searching the trash for recyclables.)
Hunter’s defense team, led by attorney Abbe Lowell, told jurors that their client didn’t knowingly lie on the gun application form but rather argued he was in a “deep state of denial” about his drug dependency.
Lowell further described Gordon Cleveland, the salesman at StarQuest Shooters & Survival Supply, as a “whale hunter” who pushed Hunter into buying the weapon.
The defense also tried to poke holes in the prosecution’s timeline of Hunter’s addiction in an attempt to show he hadn’t fallen off the drug wagon, but was instead struggling with alcoholism.
Hunter had pleaded not guilty to all charges in the case, although in June 2023 he was slated to take a guilty plea — only for the deal with prosecutors to blow up in court after Hunter’s team discovered he wouldn’t receive blanket immunity from possible future charges.

https://nypost.com/2024/06/11/us-news/hunter-biden-convicted-of-felony-gun-charges-faces-25-years/

WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE

I thought this was fake at first but it's on several sites that are legit, and it's on FOX too, lol.

Man Takes Bite Out Of Crime-Fighter.

MAY 10--A man fueled by an extensive cocktail of party drugs attacked a cop at a music festival and bit a large chunk from the officer’s head, exposing the victim’s skull bone, according to a criminal complaint.
Responding late Sunday to a disturbance at the Sol Fest Music & Arts Festival in Ponce de Leon, Florida, police encountered James Michael Anderson, 35, who reportedly admitted using LSD, ketamine, mushrooms, Ecstasy, and PCP that evening.
Investigators allege that the 6’ 1”, 280-pound Anderson, who was volunteering at the festival, attacked a male cop from behind and tried to dislodge his firearm from its holster.
It was during that confrontation when Anderson bit the deputy and “removed a large portion of flesh exposing [the victim’s] skull bone,” the complaint alleges. 
Anderson was subsequently transported to a local hospital, where he reportedly admitted to biting the deputy and “complained that he had hair in his teeth.”
Anderson, cops noted, also moaned that police were at the music festival making drug crime arrests. “Ya’ll only did this to make the Baptists happy,” he declared, according to the court filing.
Pictured above, Anderson was charged with two felonies: aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting an officer with violence. Locked up in the county jail, he is scheduled for a June 5 arraignment. Anderson lives in Westville, a Florida Panhandle town near the music festival grounds.
The officer who was bitten was treated for his injuries at Doctor’s Memorial Hospital and later released. Prosecutors have filed a motion seeking court-ordered tests to determine whether Anderson’s alleged biting could have exposed the cop to various bloodborne pathogens.
A gory police evidence photo shows the injury suffered by the officer. (I only copied the first page of the police report and the pic of the cops injury.)

 

A Putnam County (TN) couple was killed in Texas after a dramatic big rig chase and shootout with Texas law enforcement officers.

‘They were certainly anticipating a violent encounter': TN couple killed in shootout with TX officer.
The couple’s home was searched before the chase and an “arsenal” of weapons and a pound of meth~ was found.
A search of the semi after getting it stopped found 64 lbs. of cocaine.

One of the best things about this article was one of the comments on the YouTube video:
“Arsenal?? That's like a Texas starter kit.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNKIV1kBbsI&t=153s

DeSantis signs bills enacting death penalty for child rapists, fentanyl crackdown, more.
TITUSVILLE, Fla. (FLV) – Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a slew of “law and order” bills Monday as he touted Florida’s stance to keep families safe.
“They just want to be in a place that takes public safety seriously,” DeSantis said.
The governor signed a bill to enact the death penalty for child rapists.
“If you commit a crime that is really, really heinous, you should have the ultimate punishment,” DeSantis said.
Sexual battery against a child under 12 years of age would be considered a capital offense, potentially punishable by the death penalty.
The legislation allows for defendants to be sentenced to death if at least eight out of 12 jurors recommend it. However, judges have the option to instead impose a sentence of life in prison.
If less than eight jurors suggest the death penalty, then the defendant will receive a life sentence.
The governor signed HB 1359 to punish crimes related to fentanyl distribution.
The bill makes it a first degree felony with a minimum mandatory imprisonment term of three years if someone sells, manufactures or delivers fentanyl with the intent to sell it.
For those 18 years or older who are convicted of trafficking in fentanyl or fentanyl analogues to a minor, the seller would face a mandatory minimum term of 25 years to life imprisonment, according to the bill’s analysis.
The governor explained that fentanyl could be put in items including candy, which is trafficked to children.
“And if you’re messing with children, you’re going to have the book thrown at you 100%,” DeSantis said.
“They need to be treated like murderers, because they are murdering people,” he said.
Attorney General Ashley Moody said the “poison peddlers” will think twice before packaging fentanyl appealing to children.
“I thank the legislature for recognizing the seriousness of this drug and making it a serious offense with now a 25 year mandatory sentence,” Moody said.
Another signed bill, HB 1627, would standardize and expand pretrial detention offenses.
“This is kind of the anti-New York in terms of what we’re doing. They wanted to release. They wanted to basically say that a lot of these crimes should be treated with a slap on the risk,” DeSantis said. “We’re doing the opposite. I mean, we want to protect people from the criminal element.”
The law also requires the Florida Supreme Court to develop a uniform statewide bond schedule. The legislation prohibits a person from being released prior to first appearance if that person has been arrested for committing specific crimes.
DeSantis said the legislation will stop any “soft on crime” judges from “unnecessarily” releasing people.
“So that’s going to, I think, prevent some very pro criminal judges from releasing people back on the street who should not be released without having to post a bond,” the governor said.

https://flvoicenews.com/desantis-signs-bills-enacting-death-penalty-for-child-rapists-fentanyl-crackdown-more/