THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS, THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS, THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS

If you don’t enjoy this video, I will refund double your money back.

Before I first saw this video I guessed it must be another libtard losing his mind over Trump, MAGA, or being misgendered. NOPE.

Turns out, this man is righteously PISSED OFF because they opened a free public pool in Central Park … no, that’s not the ‘real’ problem.

He knew it was a bad idea because there would be a lot of urine in the pool but in reality … it’s much, much worse.

Grown adults are pooping in the pool and he’s, actually hilariously, reacting to it.

Must watch:

https://x.com/ImMeme0/status/1942701638973882874

 Hey, it's no problem.

NEW: Plant-Based Meatballs

 

Kopi Luwak - Civet Coffee

Kopi luwak, also known as civet coffee, is a coffee that consists of partially digested coffee cherries, which have been eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet or the Palawan binturong. The cherries are fermented as they pass through a civet's intestines, and after being defecated with other fecal matter, they are collected and cleaned.
Although kopi luwak is a form of processing rather than a variety of coffee, it has been called one of the most expensive coffees in the world, with retail prices reaching ~US $100 per pound for farmed beans and ~US $500 per pound for wild-collected beans.
Specialty coffee shops sell cups of brewed kopi luwak for US $35–80.

H/T to https://bitsandpieces.us/2025/05/21/kopi-luwak-the-worlds-most-expensive-coffee/

 

It Smells Like Shit In Here

 

Hey Everybody, Come Check Out My Brand New Bear Rug

It would all depend on what I had loaded in that side by side. If it was bird shot, I would have tried to wait until I could put most of it in his face but you never know how you’re gonna react in cases like that.
(But I would have had to throw out them underwear, can’t nothing take out that much high pressure shit stains. I'd keep the pants depending on how much blow-by there was.)

https://x.com/crazyclips_/status/1860005328693207063

Does A Bear Shit In The Woods ?

 YES ... well ... maybe not. I stand corrected.

It’s not my favorite kid joke but it’s a solid #2.

So the 3 year old grand-daughter asked her gramps, "Where does poo come from?"
Caught off guard but being a grandfather and knowing he’s expected to know just about everything, he said, “Well, you just had breakfast, right?”
"Yes sir”, she replied.
"Well, the food goes in your mouth and down into your tummy. Our body takes all the good stuff that it needs out of the food and then what's left goes down to your bottom and when you go to the toilet, what’s left over comes out as poo."
She looked very confused and stared at him in stunned silence for a few moments.
Then, with a child’s nervous voice, she asked “So where does Tigger come from?’

 How many of you remember this Blast From The Past?

Squatty Potty Stools for Better Stools - Pooping will never be the same and neither will ice cream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe1UBnkXEC0

 What is your definition of "shitload"?

 

 Demonstration of Bidenomics

This and the shuffling walk is the reason that they now surround POSOTUS when he walks to the helicopter. Especially since the dogs are gone and they can't blame the piles on them.

https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1786823215555486190

Soooo … if you eat insects … there is a possibility, maybe a probability you could start shitting your pants and end up in the hospital:

https://twitter.com/JebraFaushay/status/1758138788193386504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1758138788193386504%7Ctwgr%5E1b1f4618b96eb1f43576976512f2244294957e30%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fblazingcatfur.ca%2F

 Old Town, Multnomah County, Oregon sees increase in shigella (POOP IN MOUTH DISEASE) cases.

There is good reason we find sewage inherently disgusting. Contact with it can make us very sick. The same goes for homosexual behavior. In ultraliberal Portland, there has been an uptick in shigella cases:
Shigella, a bacteria that is spread through fecal matter, can cause fever, stomach cramps, vomiting, and diarrhea, which can last three to 10 days, and can include blood, health officials warn.
“Shigella spreads when one person’s infected poop gets into another person’s mouth through food or water, from objects or surfaces with shigella bacteria on them, or during sex,” Multnomah County said.
They mean the sort of sex promoted by the liberal establishment, not the kind that results in human reproduction.
The county said the illness has historically affected men who have sex with men, international travelers, and noted other outbreaks have occurred from food service and contaminated water.
According to county officials,
“Local disease patterns suggest that fecal-oral spread through sexual contact may account for between half and more than two thirds of all cases without international travel.”
The rainbow fun doesn’t stop with AIDS and monkeypox. At least shigella is sure to get plenty of government funding, since it primarily affects a top-tier “oppressed” identity group.
Once it starts spreading, you don’t have to partake of sexual diversity to catch shigella. The bacteria can survive up to 5 months on inanimate surfaces.

 

https://www.koin.com/news/health/multnomah-county-sees-increase-in-old-town-shigella-cases/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Illegal Aliens Leave Organ Pipe National Monument Buried in Feces.
Nothing symbolizes leftist rule like a national monument buried in the feces of the Third World hordes imported to displace us:

The Organ Pipe National Monument, which preserves an area of the Sonoran desert inhabited by several endangered species, has been overrun by migrants waiting along the border wall to turn themselves [in to] federal law enforcement authorities.
Needless to say, invaders would not wait to be escorted into the country they are conquering were our government on our side rather than theirs.
Reports former Immigration and Customs Enforcement field office director John Fabbricatore:
“The border crisis has become an environmental crisis for the Organ Pipe National Monument. The amount of trash and feces that litter the park has become a health and safety concern.”
You can see why he no longer holds his position. Fabbricatore has not gotten with the program. The beautiful Sonoran Desert, like the American nation, has been deemed expendable.
“I’ve been down here numerous times and the situation has gotten worse. The smell that permeates the air assaults your sense of smell to the point of shutting it off,” Fabbricatore said.
Migrants have been waiting days for Border Patrol apprehension due to a lack of resources to take them into custody, several agents in the area told the DCNF. Complicating things further, Border Patrol can’t keep migrants in their custody for more than 48 hours due to a court order.
There were 17,500 apprehensions of illegal migrants in the Tucson sector last week, the sector’s Border Patrol Chief said.
Some areas of the park, including the border roads, have also been closed to the public, according to the National Park Service.
“The southeast border road along the wall is closed (not South Puerto Blanco Road, which is open) to pedestrian and vehicle traffic between the Lukeville Port of Entry to the Santa Rosa Mountains due to construction activity safety concerns,” the park service states on its website.
The House of Representatives recently passed legislation seeking to prevent the Biden administration from housing migrants on federal land, calling it “an important step in ensuring these actions by the Biden administration do not set a precedent for housing migrants on national parks across the country.”
Customs and Border Protection (CBP) and the National Park Service didn’t immediately respond to the DCNF’s requests for comment.

https://dailycaller.com/2023/12/06/national-monument-feces-trash-immigrants/