Showing posts with label Childbirth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Childbirth. Show all posts

Thursday, April 24, 2025

Elon Musk And Declining Childbirth Rates

Elon is doing as much as possible to change the childbirth population decline. He says declining birthrates keeps him up at night. The women in his life say “YES IT DOES!!!”
Elon Musk is the father of 14 children. His first child, son Nevada Alexander Musk, R.I.P., sadly died at just 10 weeks old as a result of SIDS, in 2002. The rest of his kids range in age from newborn to about 20 years old.

He is a freak about weird names.

1. Nevada Alexander Musk
Elon Musk and Canadian author Justine Wilson married in 2000 and welcomed son Nevada Alexander Musk in 2002. Sadly, Nevada died of SIDS, at only 10 weeks old.
2. 3. Griffin and Vivian Musk
After losing Nevada, Elon and Justine turned to IVF and had twins Griffin and Xavier Musk in April of 2004.
Vivian came out as transgender in 2022. She filed a request to change her first name to Vivian and take the surname of her mother, stating, “I no longer live with or wish to be related to my biological father in any way, shape or form.” Her name is now officially Vivian Jenna Wilson.
4. 5. 6. Kai, Saxon, and Damian Musk
Elon and Justine continued with IVF to welcome triplet sons Kai, Saxon, and Damian in 2006. The couple then divorced in 2008.
7. X AE A-XII Musk
Musk and singer Grimes (born Claire Elise Boucher) had a child in May of 2020 and caused quite a stir in the naming world when they named him X Æ A-12. Since the state of California doesn’t accept Greek combo letters nor numerals in names, they formally changed it to X AE A-XII (where XII is 12 in Roman Numerals).
8. Exa Dark Sideræl Musk
Grimes revealed in March 2022 that she Elon had welcomed their second child via surrogate in December of 2021. The baby was a daughter named Exa Dark Sideræl Musk. Exa was given the nickname Y, as they had given XAE A-XII the nickname X.
9. 10. Strider and Azure Musk
Elon had another set of multiples in November of 2021 with Neuralink executive Shivon Zilis. The twins (boy and girl) are named Strider Zilis Musk and Azure Zilis Musk, using the mother’s surname as a middle name.
11. Techno Mechanicus
The same week Strider and Azure was announced, it was revealed that Musk and Grimes had a third child together, a boy named Techno Mechanicus. Apparently they have nicknamed the child “Tau.”
12. Arcadia
The news of Elon’s twelfth child (third with Shivon Zilis) in early 2024 hit the media in June. It has since been reported that the baby is a girl, born February 28, 2024, and her name is Arcadia.
13. Romulus
Influencer Ashley St. Clair announced on February 15, 2025 that she gave birth to a baby in September 2024 by Elon Musk. The conservative journalist shared her baby news in an X post writing, “Five months Ago, I welcomed a new baby into the world. Elon Musk is the father.” It has been revealed that she had a son, and named it Romulus.
14. Seldon Lycurgus
Neuralink Director Shivon Zilis announced on X that she and Elon Musk welcomed their fourth baby together, a son named Seldon Lycurgus. This makes baby number 14 for Elon, however the birthdate was not yet revealed.

Thursday, October 3, 2024

Delivery Sponsored By UPS

A couple went to the hospital when it was time to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the baby’s father. He asked if they were willing to try it out.
Both said they were very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.

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