Showing posts with label Acquittal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Acquittal. Show all posts

Thursday, December 26, 2024

If These Tits Are Legit

In ancient Greek society there was a “courtesan” named Phryne (4th century BC) who was indeed a beauty. She had been accused by an ex-lover of profaning the sacred Eleusinian mysteries, which was a capital offense.
In Greek society of that time, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods and the powers of the time took the idea that awesome beauty indicated goodness with a great seriousness.
Phryne was taken before the court and when it seemed that the court would not be swayed to acquit her, her defender, the great orator Hypereides tore open her clothes and exposed her breasts to the jurors in a plea for mercy.

This defense proved to be extremely effective as Phryne appeared to be the earthly surrogate of the goddess Aphrodite and the judges were struck with superstitious fear of her power and acquitted her of her crimes.

The case essentially was based on the argument “How could I possibly be guilty of blasphemy if the gods have given me this exceptional body?”

It was a precursor of the ‘OJ’ defense:
“If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

Monday, December 9, 2024

Justice Served - Daniel Penny Acquitted

Daniel Penny has been acquitted in the death of Jordan Neely.
A jury found Penny not guilty of criminally negligent homicide Monday following four-and-a-half days of deliberations and a month-long trial brought by Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg. 


https://townhall.com/tipsheet/miacathell/2024/12/09/daniel-penny-verdict-n2648499

Saturday, September 16, 2023

 Texas AG Ken Paxton Releases Barn-Burning Statement After Impeachment Acquittal.

As RedState reported, Texas AG Ken Paxton was acquitted of all impeachment charges on Saturday, representing a blow to Democrats and a group of Republicans who had sought to remove him from office. The impeachment centered on various corruption charges involving a real estate deal and several so-called whistleblowers.
Republican House Speaker Dade Phelan, who has also helped block school choice in the Lone Star State, spearheaded the effort, with articles of impeachment officially passed in May. After a tense several hours of every individual charge being voted on, Paxton came out victorious. It would have taken 21 votes to convict, but in the end, the attorney general enjoyed majority support and never even had to break a sweat.
In response, Paxton put out a barn-burning statement, savaging those who sought to take him down.
While he went after Phelan directly, Paxton laid most of the blame on the Biden administration, claiming his impeachment was organized to punish him for his political views. At the end of the statement, he promises retribution, something that will no doubt interest many Republicans who have been waiting for a state AG to fight fire with fire. It will be especially interesting to see what Paxton does on the border crisis. He's been sidelined since the spring, even as Gov. Greg Abbott has escalated various measures, and one would assume he's chomping at the bit to get back to work.
Some questions about where things go next will be answered relatively soon. Paxton is scheduled to sit down with Tucker Carlson soon for an interview. You can bet he's not going to hold back.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/09/16/texas-ag-ken-paxton-releases-barn-burning-statement-after-impeachment-acquittal-n2163895

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