Brazilian Wandering Spider
The bite of the Brazilian Wandering Spider is known to trigger prolonged erections lasting for hours, a medically documented effect linked to specific compounds in its venom.
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Oh sure but where’s it have to bite you?
ReplyDeleteIt didn't specifically mention that part in the article I read ... hmmm.
DeleteYes, I distinctly remember Cederq asking about it! I fear I may have misinformed him when I referred him to the Rocky Mountain Barking Spider. He’s been farting uncontrollably ever since…
ReplyDeleteHilarious. What a maroon.
DeleteEveryone thinks they'd like a try at Priapism..the medical term for this condition...until they learn that very long lasting erections can often result in tissue damage including gangrene.
ReplyDeleteWell, in my case, it's only a joke. That damn thing has gotten me into enough trouble without it sending me to the emergency room.
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