Brazilian Wandering Spider
The bite of the Brazilian Wandering Spider is known to trigger prolonged erections lasting for hours, a medically documented effect linked to specific compounds in its venom.
(It’s always the ones you least suspect … right?) Standards have been relaxed if not abandoned in the name of diversity, equity, and inclusi...
Oh sure but where’s it have to bite you?
ReplyDeleteIt didn't specifically mention that part in the article I read ... hmmm.
DeleteYes, I distinctly remember Cederq asking about it! I fear I may have misinformed him when I referred him to the Rocky Mountain Barking Spider. He’s been farting uncontrollably ever since…
ReplyDeleteHilarious. What a maroon.
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