I didn't think those guys had a sense of humor. If you didn't at least smile at that you don't have one either.
WHY do people always end these video clips a few seconds short of where a normal person would end them?
When I was a kid we would have ran towards that.
The person in the buggy* has a pony-tail. That used to indicate a female. WHY would you do this unless that's your ex-girlfriend to be?
*I live in the deep south, it's a buggy.
Now THAT'S an ex-girlfriend.
I guess her foot smelled like an earthworm or a slug.
When you're a guy and eat a 'hotdog' and your eyes are closed like it's a dreamy experience ... bad things are gonna happen. Ask Barack.
I wonder how many times they've used a call of 'battery with a weapon' in a game of table tennis.
I hope that whoever teaches these people how 'not to' handle a weapon, gets their ass hurt in an accident with a weapon. They deserve it.
I live in South Texas - we always called them shopping carts. Always. I didn't even hear the term buggy until we moved to West Virginia. My wife corrected someone at the store when they asked her if she wanted a buggy, she responded that a buggy was pulled by a horse, she wanted a shopping cart. Also, the WV people liked to claim they were "Deep South" and we were like "Bitch, I had to drive 24 hours straight north to get here, you don't even know Deep South".
ReplyDeleteAnd a whole lot of these GIFs feature that elusive soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend. For that last one, I've spent many frustrating hours trying to teach my wife how to tuck a rifle into her shoulder in order to keep it snug and she still holds it wrong. But I only allow her to shoot a .22 rimfire so no real damage done.