I didn't think those guys had a sense of humor. If you didn't at least smile at that you don't have one either.
WHY do people always end these video clips a few seconds short of where a normal person would end them?
When I was a kid we would have ran towards that.
The person in the buggy* has a pony-tail. That used to indicate a female. WHY would you do this unless that's your ex-girlfriend to be?
*I live in the deep south, it's a buggy.
Now THAT'S an ex-girlfriend.
I guess her foot smelled like an earthworm or a slug.
When you're a guy and eat a 'hotdog' and your eyes are closed like it's a dreamy experience ... bad things are gonna happen. Ask Barack.
I wonder how many times they've used a call of 'battery with a weapon' in a game of table tennis.
I hope that whoever teaches these people how 'not to' handle a weapon, gets their ass hurt in an accident with a weapon. They deserve it.
I live in South Texas - we always called them shopping carts. Always. I didn't even hear the term buggy until we moved to West Virginia. My wife corrected someone at the store when they asked her if she wanted a buggy, she responded that a buggy was pulled by a horse, she wanted a shopping cart. Also, the WV people liked to claim they were "Deep South" and we were like "Bitch, I had to drive 24 hours straight north to get here, you don't even know Deep South".
ReplyDeleteAnd a whole lot of these GIFs feature that elusive soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend. For that last one, I've spent many frustrating hours trying to teach my wife how to tuck a rifle into her shoulder in order to keep it snug and she still holds it wrong. But I only allow her to shoot a .22 rimfire so no real damage done.
Yeah, 'deep south' is a relative term. I live in north central FL. Deep South compared to a lot of places that consider themselves 'deep south'. The latitude here is approximately to where Houston is.
DeleteI did live in Homestead which would be below Brownsville in latitude I think.
My mom was from Pompano Beach and she always called them buggies ... that's probably why I call 'em that.
It's probably good your wife sticks to the smaller calibers until you can enforce the 'tuck', lol.
I don't understand why these guys on the videos don't show their women videos of other people getting their eyes and noses busted up shooting like that with bigger weapons.
Back as teens, we got together as a group and were shooting all sorts of guns. Most of us had grown up around guns so it was just another typical afternoon for us. One new girl that tagged along, some loud brash type, starting talking trash about how her Daddy taught her to shoot and how she could out-shoot any guy and she wanted the biggest gun there and she was gonna show us! So she picked up the .44 Mag Ruger Blackhawk, fired off a round, and had the recoil slam her in the face with the pistol. Funny as hell given that she was actually asking for it. No one pushed it on her, we even tried to warn her but she waved us off. But yeah, with any normal woman or new person I'm real careful about how they hold and shoot while in learning mode. Good thing we didn't have cell phones back then.
DeleteI'm sure y'all told her about how bad her daddy sucked at handgun instructions. It would have impossible to shut me up. I would have been real loud about how, 'you sure were right, you showed us.'
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