(Me poop on you long time.)
What a shit show!
An outraged Florida masseuse is accused of intentionally “defecating towards” police officers as they were trying to arrest her, officials said.
The cops were called on Fang Wang, a 55-year-old employee at Palms of Emerald Coast Massage Parlor in Fort Walton Beach, after she began verbally abusing and assaulting a Department of Health staffer conducting a regular inspection on Tuesday, authorities said.
When officers responded and tried to detain Wang, she “began defecating towards Officers to evade arrest,” the Fort Walton Beach Police Department said.
Wang was an employee at a Fort Walton Beach massage parlor that was under investigation.
Officials were there as part of an investigation related to a search warrant previously served at the massage parlor when it was under three different names: Blue Bay Massage and Spa, New Magnolia Spa and Classy Spa.
Wang was present during each of those investigations, police said.
She’s charged with battery on a DOH employee, obstruction, and working as a masseuse without a license, jail records show.
Wang is being held in Okaloosa County Jail without bond.
Working as a masseuse without a license is a very long way of saying prostitute.
ReplyDeleteExactly what I was thinking.
DeleteWhen I was an Army MP and as a reserve deputy sheriff I have never been pooped on, spit, throw up, leaking breast milk but no poop. However, as a nurse I have had poop, amniotic, lymph, bile, blood thrust upon me and copious amounts...
ReplyDeleteOh hell no! ... well breast milk I could work with I think.
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