Well, tomorrow is the 25th anniversary of the day Mrs. Schmidt fell for my charms and agreed to service my every need. So she has planned several "events" which will keep me occupied, some of it away from the house, for the next few days. Since my becoming 'disabled' I don't take her on distant vacations, take her out and go for rides in the country, down by the river, and such stuff like we always used to do. So I feel slightly obligated to cater to her whims these days as she doesn't ask for much.
Posting will suffer from here throughout the weekend. You guys take care and I'll post here and there, but the dish washer comes first as she has a contract that she keeps waving in my face.
I have got some posts 'scheduled' throughout the next few days but I haven't done that before so this is where we find out if I did it right.
I took Noah's advice, but my old lady only likes flowers if they come with roots and I can plant them in the yard.
Happy 25th! Will there be another 25? Nothing like the love, submission, loyalty, persistence of a good dishwasher! May your plates and goblets be clean and stacked forever more! Twenty five years huh? It has been what, at least a year and it is either me or you that is getting moldy smelling...
ReplyDeleteI just want to jump in and help out - it's definitely you that stinks, Cederq!!!! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!! :)
ReplyDeleteI shouldn't laugh at poor old Cederq - I know if my wife ever regains her sense of sight and smell - I've had it too!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!
Make sure you treat her good and has a good time yourself, VH. Women that have the stout hearts and good humour to tolerate men like us are few and far between.