Hind Lick Maneuver

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While they’re having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swaller?’
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her a long lick right up the crack of her butt with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and she coughs the obstructing piece of food across the room.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heard of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t never seen nobody do it!’