A DEA agent stopped at a ranch in Florida and approached the old rancher who owned it. He told the older man, “We have reports of illegal drugs being grown in the area and I need to inspect your entire ranch for illegal drug activity.”
The rancher said, “Yes Sir, but don’t go in that field over there …” as he pointed out the location. The DEA agent stepped towards the older man and loudly and rudely interrupted him and said, “LOOK MISTER, I have the authority of the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT with me!” Reaching into his back pocket, the arrogant officer displayed his badge right in the face of the rancher. “See this badge?! This fucking badge means I can go wherever I want … whenever I want … on YOUR land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand that, old man?!”
The old man nodded, apologized, and went about his chores.
A few minutes later the rancher heard loud screaming and looked over and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers huge Santa Gertrudis bull. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer and it was evident that the bull would overtake the officer before he reached the fence. The agent was terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled as loud as he could … “YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”