Thursday, December 18, 2025

Not Feelin' It

Emphysema kicking my old ass this morning. Let her entertain you while I OD treat myself with some medication.

I'm gonna see if I can't get the nurse over here to give me CPR if it gets too bad.

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  1. You had me at the first one until I gazed down and saw her car fragrance tree holder and the tramp stamp above her cut offs. It is technically correct on the second one, there is a set of lips above you to provide an airway... in-between chest compressions...

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    1. Surely you don't think a little adornment and an insignificant tat makes her out of bounds. She doesn't seem to be 'unclean'. And that little tat may be to direct your gaze to the nether regions that she wants you to sample??
      I though the CPR method was a great improvement on the older method ... this one would actually give me a reason to survive. Cause after our lips touch the first time, she's definitely gonna want to see me again.

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