Friday, November 14, 2025

Random GIF Dump


This guy has no situational awareness. Also ... having a restaurant patio where smoking is allowed so close to a fuel storage area is stupid on another level.


The first time I saw this video it was along with the story about how all the kids picked on the kid in the red shirt and it was relentless. So one day he decides to squash a flea and after that they left him alone. If I remember correctly, the red -shirted kid also got suspended along with the kid that was picking on him.


That could cut a man in half. I saw a man almost get his hand severed by a sheet of tin.


 I have several of those in my house.


 Baby platypus.



I'm sure that takes some practice ... and a strong back.


 I am Damien. I will kill you.


 I don't have to be the fastest one ... I just need to be faster than you.



Smart! And it's probably funny to listen to.


I like the idea. Out in the middle of nowhere. Stay in the vehicle. No motor to wear out. And if a perfect paint job is not an issue, this would work out.

6 comments:

  1. In pic 1 don't assume smoking is allowed there. Smokers have a long history of just lighting up wherever they want regardless of rules.

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    1. And you have to assume that this could be in a country where the rules about smoking aren't so rigorously enforced. Smokers in the US have gotten used to being pushed off to the side ... for better or worse.

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  2. I was that red shirt guy... I didn't bully but I didn't take shit from any buddy, I was/is a big farm boy use to bucking 150# bales of hay and farm animals. If I got ahold of you I owned you and treated you as a rag doll. The little guys always wanted to show how tough they were by picking on the big one, didn't work out like they planned. My parents taught their kids, don't you start no fights, but if you are in one you better finish it.

    I use to wrap my Chihuahua female, Guido in a large towel like a papoose to cut her nails. I got a nail grinder and she tolerates that much more.

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    1. I grew up having to fight, but I think it was because I wasn't a larger guy. The bullies also think they can pick on anyone and just walk away. But I grew up on the farm too and I worked from 4 AM, milking cows, to 8 or 9, doing whatever I was told. So I wasn't lacking the muscle or the grit. I had to take a few ass whippings but I also surprised some of the bigger ones who thought that just because they had weight they had the advantage.
      "Guido" ... I knew that was 'her' name but until now, I didn't know she was a female.

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    2. Guido got named after a curbside hotdog vender in a small town in Alabama we use to head or when we went by in(OPP, Alabama,) His business name was Guido's Dogs, yes he was Italian and a nice guy and interesting and we were going to pick her up and decided to call her Guido, which is George in Italian. When we stopped by to show her to Guido and that we named her after him, he gave us a couple of Chicago Hotdogs on the house, or on the vendor truck....

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    3. Worthy name just because of the reason.
      My mothers mother was originally from Opp. I enlisted in Enterprise.

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