Ya would have to dump a ton of surgical lube to extract that... He would have been walking funny I can tell you. A human anal sphincter can be dilated to about eight inches, but why? Getting out without medical help is difficult.
I will NEVER understand the desire to put ANYTHING up one's anus. I have NEVER wanted to even put ANYTHING up another persons anus, much less my own. And this freak put a THERMOS up his ass!?! WTF?
That's where you get two strapping officers and hold him by the arms with his rectum pointed towards the opening of an MRI machine. And turn it on. "Rectum? Damn near killed him."
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ReplyDeleteA&L, your emoji didn't come through ... I can only assume it must be a gagging emoji, lol.
DeleteYa would have to dump a ton of surgical lube to extract that... He would have been walking funny I can tell you. A human anal sphincter can be dilated to about eight inches, but why? Getting out without medical help is difficult.
ReplyDeleteI will NEVER understand the desire to put ANYTHING up one's anus. I have NEVER wanted to even put ANYTHING up another persons anus, much less my own. And this freak put a THERMOS up his ass!?! WTF?
DeleteThat's where you get two strapping officers and hold him by the arms with his rectum pointed towards the opening of an MRI machine. And turn it on. "Rectum? Damn near killed him."
ReplyDeleteDAMN Beans! For sure that would RECTIFY the situation but it would probably cause a massive biohazard situation.
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