Thursday, August 14, 2025

Felony Assault With Sammich

This dumbf**k Democrat paid outrageously for a Subway sammich, started screaming at the feds, lost his TDS infected mind, threw his sammich at one of the feds, ran away, got caught, charged with a felony, AND lost his job at DOJ.


https://x.com/FBIDirectorKash/status/1955980832998350883

13 comments:

  1. Before I became the paragon of moral virtue that I am today I lived in a state of sammich sin. I was so lost and forlorn that I’d eat at Subway… and enjoy it. I was a true sammich whore. 😞

    We can only hope that severe punishMINT will encourage this person to reform and repent. I’d hate to see him end up like Cederq…

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    1. Yeah, I hope he spends enough time incarcerated that he gets his mind right ... but you're right, Cederq is past the point of redemption.
      I've only eaten at Subway one time but we have a local sub shop that makes the BEST sammiches so I never get disappointed ... at a cheaper price than Subway.

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    2. I never swing into the path of redemption, that is where, in Filthie's parlance, fart/street defecators mandirs and stubfarts congregate and thrive.

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  2. So plenty of true blue conservative sites are crying about how/why this bugger was working in the Pam Bondi vortex. Well, me thinks that sometimes you just can't look at a fella and know that he is a traitor. You have to wait them out. You have to give them a chance to "poof", prove that they are expendable. So I don't fault pammy that.
    Secondly, I also read that he was a contract person. Not a true government employee. Well, guess he won't be able to clean out his desk now!!!!
    Thirdly, YYEEEESSHH who eats Subway sandwiches?!?!?!! Since my wife introduced me to Jersey Mike's subs. I haven't been back to the subway for over 3 years.

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    1. I haven't been back to Subway after my first visit. Jersey Mike makes excellent sammiches. I don't care if this dude was on our side or their side, he exposed himself and like you said, he provided the proof. I don't believe that he will eventually be sentenced to felony charges but at least he's out of the DOJ.

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  3. Maybe he just tasted it and threw it away from himself in disgust, and the agent was an unintended victim.

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    1. Why… that’s entirely plausible and possible, T! I never considered that…! Don’t think we can call it a justifiable attempted homo-cide… but maybe an inadvertent…possibly negligent wrongful assault..?

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    2. He knowingly entered a Subway, a den of sandwich iniquity. Purchased the unfit for human consumption "sandwich" then assaulted a fed. OK with not liking The Man, but as a Subway customer, I request transfer to Troll or Maggot Court, where most Subway items are decided by 9 bad and stinky trolls. 8 if Stacey Adams can sit in.

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    3. I can see other charges being added to him after reading this conversation.

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  4. We need Hoagie and Cheese Steak Sandwich control.
    Po Boys not included, obviously. Subs previously controlled under SALT II.

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    1. "If you like your sammich, you can keep your sammich."

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  5. He was heard to say in his jail cell, " can I have my sammich back ,I'm hungry"

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    1. Sure, you can have this government approved baloney and cheese sammich.

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