I am convinced women do this. They can conjure crap from the past and you have no idea what she is muttering, yet you are guilty then and still are and you will pay for that. You will pay for forgetting something so trivial and forgetful that you didn't keep it tucked away in your data bank.
My wife can recall the details about stuff that I can barely remember happening. Luckily she usually only brings up good memories and not stuff we bumped heads over. But I know better than to bring up anything from the past where I might have screwed up because she remembers the whole damn conversation.
I am convinced women do this. They can conjure crap from the past and you have no idea what she is muttering, yet you are guilty then and still are and you will pay for that. You will pay for forgetting something so trivial and forgetful that you didn't keep it tucked away in your data bank.
ReplyDeleteMy wife can recall the details about stuff that I can barely remember happening. Luckily she usually only brings up good memories and not stuff we bumped heads over. But I know better than to bring up anything from the past where I might have screwed up because she remembers the whole damn conversation.
DeleteYup, I apparently got in trouble last night for something I don't remember saying 20 years ago. Starting to re-think this whole marriage scam.
DeleteOught to be a statute of limitations on male/female conversations.
DeleteThat’s why women make such good archaeologists, they’re great at digging up the past
DeletePerfect, I wish I'd thought of using that line.
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