Being a Biblical creationist, the whole Big Bang macro-evolution thing is hokum to me but you have to have a sense of humor to survive this world and this whole rant was definitely worth the read.
What did I tell you ... the lawn darts were a serious threat to the survival of the species.
The lawn dart was/is the defining moment in our evolution, with it we have gained the ability or will to argue bathroom issues because the weak didn't die from being impaled instead of being carried off by said wolves and eaten.
ReplyDeleteWell said ... I had my own lawn dart experience. My dad solved it and any thoughts of lingering pain with heavy swabbings of merthiolate.
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