(Don't let Florida women fool you, they can get crazy too. Especially in the liberal enclaves of Key West. If the truth was known, this is NOT a native born Floridian, she's probably a Californian transplant.)
A Florida woman is behind bars for allegedly attacking another driver for running over a chicken in Key West as it attempted to cross the road.
As reported by Law and Crime on Tuesday, the suspect in the case was identified as 38 y/o Cynthia Diaz Sosa, who told officers of the Key West Police Department she had stopped her car and was "waiting to let a chicken cross the road” when the dastardly deed was done by another driver.
There was no mention on whether the other driver didn’t see the chicken, saw the chicken but failed to avoid it, or ran it down maliciously.
Sosa caught up with the chicken murderer and Sosa allegedly struggled to open the driver's door, and when she finally got it open, she attacked the driver and another person in the car by spraying both occupants with bear spray.
The arrest report read:
"She was stopped in traffic … waiting to let a chicken cross the road, when [the victim] began honking at her and later passed her, running over the chicken," cops say.
"Cynthia later followed her because she was angry that she killed the chicken. Cynthia later got out of her vehicle and approached [the victim's] driver's door, attempting to open it," the report alleges.
"They began fighting over the door. Cynthia wanted to 'teach her a lesson,' so she pulled out her bear mace and sprayed it into the vehicle, spraying Perla directly in the face while she was seated inside."
Sosa, 38, was charged with two counts of aggravated battery and one count of burglary with assault or battery in connection with the July 9 incident, according to the Key West Police Department.
CBS: In quirky Key West, Florida, it's not just tourists flocking to town, feral chickens have found their tropical paradise.
And Key West City Commissioner Clayton Lopez has got a beef. They're "everywhere," he says, with entire chicken families often seen crossing roads.
A resolution introduced by Lopez, which is now law, bans feeding chickens on public property.
"What I am looking to do is to try and address the health issues of humans, as well as the chickens," Lopez said.
My kind of woman?
ReplyDeleteDamn, we could have finally found out why the chicken was crossing the road.
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