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I think I'll go with the Pastrami Sammich, it's obviously the best economic choice. And for an old man, I'd enjoy it much, much more. And if those girls will make an offer like that, you're definitely not the first one they've made it to. And while they're not that bad looking*, they damn sure ain't worth passing up ~$30,000 worth of food for a year ... especially if the comment are right about the sammiches being from Katz Deli in NYC, which is authentically Jewish Kosher.
(*One has a crooked nose, maybe broken, which would distract me and the other one has a huge nose ... ditto.)
H/T Whores And Ale
I'd take one of those sandwiches over a year's worth of nights with them. I've had a pastrami sandwich from Katz's deli! Priorities. --Jimmy don\'t play that
ReplyDeleteFrom all the comments I've read about Katz's everybody would take the deal you made. Their pastrami sammichs have an awesome reputation. Never having tasted one, I'd still take the sammich over a rendezvous with both of them.
DeleteYou are too easily distracted, you don't romance the nose... My only rebuke to that proposition is I'll take the one night, if you can keep up both of you and I'll take the sandwiches for a year. While I am a solid "9", you two are a combined 4.5.
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