I'm sure she said "Oww, my tittie." I would be a gentleman because of her medieval attire and not look while I massaged it for her until the stinging went away.
I'm sure that was a swarm of bees. How low does your IQ have to be before you swing a boat paddle at a swarm of bees, especially if you have no escape plan?
Not only is she taking the bacon home, she's riding it like a champ.
My first question is 'Why don't he has a gun?' and then I thought, 'Should he be concerned about whatever has got all those mule deer/elk? running like that?'
Drunks and fires do not mix ... or they don't mix well, I guess.
If there ain't no man around to help him out, he might be better off with the Gender Studies diploma.
You have to watch out for the whole sheet when you're messing with glass. Should have had one person watching all the corners and the possible obstructions.
That'll buff out ... well maybe it won't, but it's better than getting your melon busted.
There's been a slight delay in the delivery of your busted Samsung reel-to-reel.
One man died when his out of control RV jumped the ramp and landed on the ferry at the Tadoussac pier, northeast of Quebec City. Observe the stupid lady who decided to stand there and watch instead of running away. Almost got her feet taken out from under her.
I miss teaching archery at the local renfaire. Or being the target of said archery, as we used blunted arrows firing at actually armored people. Lots of good looking T and A.
ReplyDeleteThe second one is hornets. Dumbass decided to write a check his whole body couldn't catch. Fire, always use fire, lots of fire.
I had a chance to go to one of them "renfaire's" and I passed it up because of all the clothes they wore back in those days. And then my female friend who tried to get me to go showed me all the pictures of half exposed boobies and I regretted my decision.
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