Miss Schmidt has a weeks vacation starting at 4:30 this afternoon. Party time.
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Friday Rides - The Good - The Bad - And The Ugly
1937 Chevrolet Master Deluxe Sedan - 355 V8 - Auto Yeah, it's orange. I would buy me an orange hat, put a Trump sticker on it and ride o...
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Yeah, I know this is fake BUT IT DOES realistically reflect the amount of faith that I think you should put in ANYONE of the Muslim 'fa... -
He answers to Spot. He will bite. When we went to Utah quite a few years ago, we met a guy in an old Range Rover wandering aroun...
Yeah? Can you dance like that? I ain't coming to your party if you can't dance...
ReplyDeleteHell yeah I can dance like that. All I have to do is go in the field out back and stir up one of them big ole fire ant beds and then stand there until they fire off them pheromones.
DeleteI remember those days of accidently finding a fire ant bed, or running one over with my John Deere riding mower and them damn things hitching a ride and biting my ass...
DeleteAs a pyromanically inspired child, I would find a large fire ant bed and gather up a pile of pine straw. Stir up the bed as much as possible, pile the straw on top and when I could see ants at the top of the pile ... fire it up. I always justified this by saying I had suffered at the 'hands' of these bastards and it was just payback.
DeleteI had ten acres down South of Montgomery and raised Boer goats and I would find a big nest, shoo the herd of 35 nannies and kids, my three donkeys and my riding mule into a holding pen and pour diesel and gas down the main hole and let it set for five minutes or so and stand off and shoot a boat flare into the nest... made for some spectacular blow ups! when it burned out everybody ran over to see what I did and root around, I think they enjoyed it as much as I did!
DeleteThat's spectacular AND hilarious. Diesel is the best substance to use for stuff like that.
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