Wednesday, June 11, 2025

Florida Wildlife

This is a recreation of my wife when she made it to Florida after we got married.

If bugs freak you out, Florida is like a house of horrors. We have 'em all ... some are supersized.

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  1. Palmetto bug. When I lived in Florida, those sons-of-bitches were everywhere. I collected a lot of them riding my Harley...

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    1. People don't know how badass a Palmetto bug is. They visit here and say those are huge roaches. When you step on a roach it doesn't make a crunching sound like you stepped on a old metal bottlecap like it does with a Palmetto bug, lol.

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  2. Well, your Florida bugs would come up and visit us in LA and you can keep your love bugs thank you! It is Jurassic Park down in the South with friggen bugs and spiders and creatures.

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    1. Out of all the bugs in Florida, and I do hate the damn mosquitoes, but the frickin' love bugs are the scourge of Florida.

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    2. Especially when you ride a motorcycle during their mating season.

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    3. Back when I rode, there was one year here in Florida where they were so bad that I pulled my bike back up in the shop and didn't ride for a month. I got tired of having to pull over and bust out the windex and the paper towels.

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