You can't be sure of what you're getting until you hose it down. I wonder if you can bring a charge of false advertising ... I didn't believe this shit was real until the girl that comes over to help clean showed me on her phone. When I was dating, we'd just carry them to the springs to go swimming and you got to see what you were getting ... in more ways than one.
A very clear case of false advertisement! And wimmins say we are shallow and pretentious...
ReplyDeleteWell even if I am shallow and pretentious, what you see is what you get. There ain't no mask over it. I've had some hard mileage and I don't try to hide it. But there's no way I can ever trust a woman's picture on the internet anymore.
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