I Still Do All Of These

I still need drugs but the ones I use now aren't the same drugs and definitely aren't for the same reasons. I take a pain pill every now and then but these are prescribed and they are for the pain.

I still listen to Rock & Roll, usually after I take my pain pill and not nearly as loud as I used to.

I still have sex, most of it is oral now. Why just this morning my wife and I passed in the hallway, looked at each other and she said "F**k you."

Oh yeah, I still drink coffee to wash down my handful of morning pills.

h/t Cederq @ bustednuckles