Doing my best to irritate the Village Assholes
Me: You aren't able to get out on your own?
Her: NO! I told you, I'm stuck.
Me: Well hold on, this might be a little uncomfortable ... *unzips pants*
I'd be very leery of that waving hand if she disagrees with your method of extraction, it could grab a ball or two and squeeze the bejebus out of them...
The first move would be to zip tie that wrist to the hinge on the door. Experience is a great teacher.
I'd be very leery of that waving hand if she disagrees with your method of extraction, it could grab a ball or two and squeeze the bejebus out of them...
ReplyDeleteThe first move would be to zip tie that wrist to the hinge on the door. Experience is a great teacher.
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