GOTCHA !!!
When she hauls ass, it takes two trips.
My brother got me a t-shirt with this printed on it when I worked with the hatchery of a large poultry processing company and when the manager saw it, he ordered two for everybody and it became the official hatchery safety shirt with the company name on it.
The last one. Definitely...
ReplyDeleteBabylon Bee hit the nail on the head with that one.
DeleteI can't imagine the tensile strength of the bikini bottoms those straps are attempting to hold. Just don't be around her when they go, it will be like a snapping cable or chain under tension... I am going to be more careful when I reach for my bananas now. Ought to watch a horse or mule pick up chicks, they suck 'em up.
ReplyDeleteBe like getting hit with a snapped arresting cable. It blew my mind when I saw a horse gobble up a couple of baby chicks one time ... who woulda thought.
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