Friday, February 7, 2025

BREAKING: Human Excrement Size Record Previously Claimed By Cederq, Found To Be Illegimate

 

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  1. I see you had it shellacked for posterity... I admit I have had a few that would come close, but no intestinalis parasites...

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    1. Well you can't just leave something like that just out in the weather. That's a GOAT turd, lol.

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    1. If it wasn't before, IT IS NOW !

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    2. Actually a human anal sphincter can expand to an 8 inch diameter...

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    3. I ran more than 20 possible responses to your comment through my mind before finally just deciding to let it go. The only thing I can say is that the human anal sphincter ISN'T SUPPOSED TO expand to an 8 inch diameter. Only under extreme LGBTQ? duress would it open that much. SMDH. You've destroyed my mind for the time being. NO MORE THINKING until my old lady brings me a cup of coffee and then I'm gonna try to forget that I read your comment.

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