Here are a few suggestions ...
The Ham Hocks
The Food Fighters
The Buffet Killers
The Pork Chops
Bennie And The Stents
Jabba And The Hutts
The Meat Sweats
Whole Hog
Big Mac And The Hamburglars
Big Biscuit And The Gravy Boys
Johnny Catfish And The Hushpuppies
and my favorite ...
Fleetwood Mac ’N Cheese
the beer bellies
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ReplyDeleteThey may be old, fat and wearing dirty clothes, but I guarantee if you need a truck engine rebuilt, a hog butchered, or a foundation poured, these are the guys you want cause they'll get it done. I spent my entire like surrounded by men like this, now I look like one too (with cleaner clothes).
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly Don. I grew up around men who resembled these guys and they were all about getting the job done and they weren't afraid to take anything on within reason. I hope you didn't take offense to the funnin' going on because it was posted to generate laughs. I wouldn't seriously insult those men. There's a lot of experience in those ample bodies I reckon.
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