My wife was in town doing some shopping. I was following her around toting the items she purchased.
We decided to take a break and went into a local diner to get a late breakfast.
When we came out of the diner, there was a cop writing a parking ticket.
We walked up and I said, “C’mon man, you ain’t worth a damn if you won’t give a senior citizen a break.”
He looked a me a little irritated and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an asshole.
He told me I was digging my own grave and started writing another ticket for worn tires.
Then my wife called him a shithead.
He finished writing the second ticket and put it under the wiper with the first ticket. Then he started writing another ticket. This went on for several more minutes. The more we trashed him, the more tickets he wrote.
He finally stopped writing tickets, sneered at us, chuckled a little and walked away.
When he was gone, we walked down the block a little to where our truck was parked, fired it up, and drove home satisfied with our trip to town.
We always pay attention to where the vehicles with Biden/Harris stickers are parked.
We have always tried to find a way to enjoy each day together, especially now that we’re retired.
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