That shit happens every time I take a smoke break here.
That dog won't hunt ... anymore.
Unhook the trailer and move it out of the way, hook to the rear of the tractor, lift and pull ... slowly.
That's a damn impressive machine.
HOT TURD! HOT TURD!
He was screwed by the first train, he was fu*ked by the second one.
I'm not qualified to do this, I don't have a PHDumbassery degree.
Fight or flight took a second to kick in.
A "Fever" of stingrays.
I'll be damned if I'm gonna drive another mile to the next exit ...
The 'hot turd' machine' appears to be a Strv 103, colloquially known as the S-tank.
ReplyDeleteS-tank ... Stank ... Hot Turd ... (lol) Thanks for the tank ID, GUS.
DeleteHow do you not see red lights flashing? I have seen idiots do that at off ramps and no cops around, unless you are speeding... Did you say hot ass or brass? If ya gotta take a dump... Good set today!
ReplyDeleteThe ONLY excuse I could think of for the RR incident was if he was sliding on an icy road, which isn't much of an excuse if you've ever driven on icy roads because you know to start stopping way back yonder. There IS NO excuse for the exit ramp idiocy. I am intrigued by hot brass but much prefer hot ass. Thanks Cederq.
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