Desperation and Necessity, the step-children of invention.
Texas jumper cables.
When the 'Knight Rider' series ended, Kitt fell on hard times. He developed a meth habit, moved to Oklahoma, and started dating a stripper named Tiffany.
When somebody starts talking trash about your gravy and you make the decision to beat the finger licking shit out of 'em. (Clockwork Orange)
Always in the last place you look.
(I know, I know ... why would you keep looking.)
It's a lie, these are wild, trapped and shipped straight outta Springfield ...
There will always be "laughter" in slaughter, and "fun" in funeral too.
The metal fillings excuse is the best I have heard. Beer always finds me...
ReplyDeleteIt's a good one. I've worn out so many excuses that when I start to make up a new one, both my wife and the doctor just tell me to STFU, lol.
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