It's A Damn Joke ... Sheesh

I was in the local bar Saturday night and I was telling a friend the joke about, “What would you do if you saw an epileptic having a seizure in the tub? … You throw the dirty laundry in.”
Well some guy a couple of stools down stood up and said, “My brother is an epileptic and he died having a seizure in the bath.”
F**k me. I wish I could have disappeared. I looked at him and said, “I’m truly sorry to hear that man, I was being insensitive … so he drowned?”
He said, “No, he choked on a sock.”