Monday, September 30, 2024

The Golddigger Con

Odie, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, strolls into the Country Club with a beautiful 25-year-old blonde by his side. Her beauty and charm leave everyone in the room speechless. She clings to Odie’s arm, hanging on his every word as if he’s the most fascinating man in the world.
His buddies at the club are in shock. They pull him aside and ask, "Odie, how'd you land a girlfriend like that?"
Odie grins and says, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
His friends are floored but can’t resist asking, "How on earth did you convince her to marry you?"
Odie leans in with a sly smile and says, "I lied about my age."
They nod knowingly. "Ah, you told her you were 50?"
Odie chuckles and replies, "Nope, I told her I was 90."


(This is a joke but it is the basis for continuing episodes of “Wives With Knives.”)

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