Notice the blank, vacuous stare that Hobbes is exhibiting. Facing their adversaries bare-chested is a tactic that women have used for eons to blind men to the danger in their presence. This tactic is used primarily to make you lose concentration just long enough to get their hands on your testicles … and/or wallet. Without an immediate distraction, Hobbes could be skinned and his hide hung up to dry before he snaps out of his booby induced trance. This is why unknown females are best confronted with a trusted wing man watching from your six.