I was going through the line at Winn Dixie yesterday and I put a box of feminine pads, a bag of Reece’s peanut butter cups, a family sized bag of Doritos, a large jar of salsa, two bottles of red wine and some Midol on the belt. The cute girl bagging groceries said “You want me to wrap up those glass items and put everything in one bag so you can just sling it in the front door and run?"

 

The “So You Don’t Get Your Ass Gnawed Off” Starter Pack