These days, when I want to catch up on the 'Breaking News" and accuracy and truthfulness are the paramount factors, I go straight to Babylon Bee.

 https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1749559945216045238

 

“"This has gotten out of hand, folks," said Biden before a crowd of reporters. "The governor of Texas has defied the gribblegarg of tortlshwaligglbuther. I'm giving Greg Abbot until sundown today to remove thrigldiffin or else frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg. Not a joke! 

Confused reporters directed further questions to Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre, who is black as well as gay. "What the president means is something he has been clear about from day one, and that is exactly what he means, which is abundantly clear," she said.”