I've got soooo damn many questions ... and I'm NOT EVEN planning on attending whatever this freak show is. Is there going to be loud screaming BECAUSE of the folding/unfolding of genitals ?? How long is a lunar second ?? Are the trees they're scraping the snacks off of endangered ?? Will I NEED a bucket and rag and WHY ?? Why the F**K does "The Great Horned Owl" want to watch me fold/unfold my genitals ?? What if I eat cabbage and beans instead ?? Can I sign my ex up ?? What kind of "herbal" liquid are they soaking you with ??