If you are the typical man, and especially if you are a middle age to older man, you have probably had several decent relationships with women.  You learn them and they learn you. You get to know "personal things" about each other. You would shock the shit out of me if you said you have met even ONE woman who has told you that it made her feel more 'womanly' to shit in her pants.

Sick, pathetic, perverted freakin' abominations.