Bill Nye - The Narcissistic Non-Scientist, Mechanical Engineering, Historically Illiterate Guy - A Pathetic Poser
Scientists: Earth will soon enter a cooling trend caused by shadow of Bill Nye's ego.
Climate scientists at the Environmental Protection Agency announced Friday that the Earth will enter a major cooling trend. The reason, they say, is the massive shadow cast by entertainer Bill Nye’s enormous ego.
“We noticed the trend about three years ago, but it is beginning to really accelerate and that will continue over the past few years,” an EPA representative told reporters. “After controlling for solar activity and weather patterns, we determined that the biggest factor is the exponential growth in Bill Nye’s self-admiration. His expansive, pretentious hubris now has the potential to cast a shadow large enough to shield most of the Earth from the warming effects of the sun.”
When you take a look at the other narcissistic posers he hangs out with you almost feel sorr ... nope, not really.
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