What woman doesn't know everything?

(FYI, I love my wife, I cherish her and I know my life would be roguish and uncivilized without her. She absolutely completes me and has helped to make me the man I am. I especially love the fact that she has a sense of humor equal to mine and I can joke about women, of which I have a respect for ... if they earn it. All women are not like my wife. All men know this and we act chivalrous with those that appreciate it and we act accordingly to those who show us they can't be ladylike in return.)