I saw this article and immediately thought of the joke below that I usually whip out around Thanksgiving. I guess all parrots are rude, crude a'holes, lol.

A few days before Thanksgiving, a man named John received a parrot as a gift from some friends who were moving and couldn’t take the parrot with them.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird’s’ mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back … profanely.
John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude and profane.
John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for several minutes.
Suddenly regretting his cruel action, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched hand and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”
John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird asked, very softly, “May I inquire as to what offense the turkey committed?”