A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw one of the most beautiful woman he had ever seen walking down the isle. He couldn’t believe his luck as she took the seat right across the isle from him.
Trying not to appear too anxious, he asked. “Are you on a business trip or for pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said. "Business ... and maybe pleasure. I’m going to the Annual Convention of Professional Escorts. We’re meeting in Baton Rouge.”
Here was a beautiful woman sitting next to him, going to the same city he was traveling to, and he knew that she was a professional escort. There was too much of a possible later encounter for him to ignore.
He calmly asked. “What’s your job at this convention?"
“Lecturer." She responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
“Really?” He said. “And what kind of myths are there?”
“Well.” She explained. “One popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed … "I’m sorry." She said, “here I am talking business with you and I don’t even know your name."
"Tonto." The man said. "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba."